{"id":214,"date":"2012-01-01T22:42:40","date_gmt":"2012-01-02T04:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/callmebliss.wordpress.com\/?p=214"},"modified":"2026-03-25T15:01:26","modified_gmt":"2026-03-25T19:01:26","slug":"31-things-in-31-days-day-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/callmebliss.com\/?p=214","title":{"rendered":"31 Things In 31 Days: Day One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I frowned doubtfully, looking down at the little plant she pinched tenderly in the fingers of both hands, held gently before her midsection in a way that made me think of a bride, though I couldn&#8217;t think of a bride I&#8217;d ever seen so blithely calm with what was before her, or with such poorly kept nailpolish, the red chipped and in some spots clearly deliberately scraped away. It was\u2026 well, a dandelion, really. Small, simple, a burst of yellow ragged-edged petals atop a thin, tough green stem.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not what you were expecting?&#8221; she prodded gently, and I could hear the muted runnel of laughter under her words, her amusement mostly suppressed for my benefit, though not entirely.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Of course it&#8217;s not!&#8221; I declared throwing my hands up for a moment in agitation. &#8220;I mean, LOOK at it &#8211; it&#8217;s just a flower!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It only looks and feels and smells and sounds and tastes like a flower-&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tastes?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;\u2026yes, tastes, but don&#8217;t interrupt me like that. It&#8217;s rude.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve always thought dandelions would taste like crap.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why? People make salads and wine from dandelions.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That doesn&#8217;t mean it tastes good.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;People don&#8217;t usually make habits of eating things that don&#8217;t taste good.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you kidding me? Of course they do! Caviar. Kimchee. Chain coffee.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fair enough. But dandelions don&#8217;t taste like crap. Well, not entirely, the stems are pretty gross. But we&#8217;re getting off the subject.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sorry. It&#8217;s just\u2026 I was expecting something bigger. Something more. Something not so thing-I-always-try-to-uproot-from-the-front-lawn.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s sort of the point. It isn&#8217;t ever going to be what you&#8217;re expecting, entirely. That&#8217;s what makes it fun. Now there&#8217;s the old one, just next to your foot. You nearly trod on it, actually.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh shit!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She didn&#8217;t bother to hide her peal of laughter as I backpedaled away from it so fast I nearly fell on my ass.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s more resilient than you think, chill out. Just be ready, because it&#8217;s almost time. Do you hear them?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I can,&#8221; and I could distantly, countless voices counting backwards in a hundred languages, and I knelt next to the white puffball she&#8217;d pointed out, while she crouched with the flower.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why a dandelion? Why that flower specifically?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The chanting dropped into the single digits, and I hunched with pursed lips while she drove a finger into the dirt, and began to settle the new flower in while I exhaled the stream of tufted seeds into the air, and she murmured, &#8220;It just seems right, for a new year; it looks like their sun.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The last few seeds floated up and away into the air, while she patted the dirt into place around the flower&#8217;s stem and roots. &#8220;Anyway, next year it will be your turn; you can certainly choose something else, if you want.&#8221; She lay her head upon the dirt, and began to crumble into it, form becoming dark, rich loam to feed the coming days, and I nodded, watching one seed drifting down to settle into it near the flower.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Next year is mine, this year was yours.&#8221; I ran my fingers through my hair as I stood, and looked thoughtfully at the nails. A bit of polish wouldn&#8217;t look half bad. 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